July 11th - Ile De Montreal

OK.. so I should have posted this blog WEEKS ago, but, no one's reading it, so who cares !.. ;-)

A group of 6 TGA tour pros heading to the east end. Crack, Alicve, VFM, Dagenator, Lemur, and Graeme (2nd appearance on tour.. gonna have to name him soon!)

Graeme, Crack and Lemur team up for the 18, with the other chaps bringing up the rear (ooer).

Crack decides after the first hole that he's not in the birdie competition for the day, and the threesome debate whether dropping out after the game has started is allowable, then he decides he's in, and the debate continues.. If he'd birdies the first he would have definitely been in, so Crack is informed he is in breach of TGA rules and must play the remainder of the round shirtless. second thoughts.. not a great idea ..

Other round highlights....

Graeme decides that he shoudl play golf as a back hander.. not a bad idea after seeing his forehand..

Alice has some trouble with wind... when he was with the wind.. he was crap, but against the wind he was awesome (or was it the other way around.. ??. who cares??..

Speaking of wind.. Crack must ave spent the entire week eating cabbage, as almost every hole adding methane to the atmosphere. Graeme and Lemur concluded that Crack had ejected more than 4 times the volume of his lower intestine. At 4 times the volume, (i.e. 4 atmospheres), this translates to 58.78 pounds per square inch. That would have been more than capable of powering Cracks ball around the course without the need for clubs. Just a variable pressure air hose would have done the trick!

Dagenator had a tough day, highlighted only by his drive on the 3rd. The remainder was a sorry collection of shots, and when the leading group looked back to the par 3 12th to see Dag fall to his knees with his hands on his head.. we knew it wasn't going well.

Back to Crack for the last thought (as if the last picture in your mind was not enough). Seeing Camillo Villegas on TV has inspired Crack to do more alignment on his puts. However, unlike Camillo who has to balance himself as Spiderman with one foot beneath him, Crack has no such worries, his $30000 beer belly (sponsored by Molson) does a far better job of raising him from the ground to look down the putting line.

My question to finish.. Who needs Spiderman when you've got a Crack?????

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