VTGA Tour - Week 5

·         At 4pm we had a record 9 golfers
·         At 6pm we only had 5 for golf
·          Everyone who showed gets +5 bonus points for being Canadian !!!
·         Marty lost the underwear side bet by not showing up (he was sick) but he would have lost to my 89 anyway (and I wasted clean underwear for nothing)
·         Scott’s game keeps getting better 135..125..124..113…
·         The scariest part of the ice storm was the Golf in Dorion parking lot
·         Donald wins again …yawn
·         Norman and Michael were neck and neck with Donald all night. Norman had a great round going if you take away a 4 hole stretch on the back 9(but of course you can’t L)
·         Scott hit 11 of 14 fairways !!
·         I did not make a single putt except for the gimmies
·         In order to play alongside our lost man Lemur, we decided to move from the King and the Bear to Stone Canyon Golf in Tucson Arizona..and sorry Duncan, your 85 won’t count. I agonized over letting it in but screw that, you’re in Arizona golfing for real.
·         BIIIRRRDDDIIEEE for Roofer (when did he become Roofus ??) ….just like Carl Carmoni  !! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULP0cbGXU8k
·         Michael won a hair raising playoff in which both participants reluctantly putted like crap at a target.  
·         Despite all the grumblings, the handicaps are not too far off what they should be.

Don’t forget next Sunday at 6pm is the 1st MAJOR of the year. Too bad Augusta National doesn’t license their course. We’ll pick a major course later (Oakmont, Pinehurst #2, Pebble ?) Points will be doubled next week and we’ll play something with handicaps (we’ll have to make something up for Matt) so all have a chance BUT because it is a major we’ll ALL be playing from the back tees to make scoring more difficult. Pin placements will also be difficult. The rest will stay the same, no sense in changing green speeds when we all have just started figuring it out. (well some of us have).

We’ll see how many commit before deciding on the team game.

I heard Duncan changed his flight in order to make it, Matt is in as well. Others let me know so I can reserve an extra screen and then cancel when I get there (knock at Ank J)

Hey Carveth and Vijh, if you haven’t showed up yet because…ya know, you’re too far behind in points and all…25 BONUS points if you show up next week !!! and another 25 BONUS points if either of you can defeat the Donald.
Ank, you get 25 BONUS points as well as having the -5 removed from this week.

C’mon guys, let’s make the VTGA Tour Great Again !! (The slogan came to me in a dream last night).

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Wee 5 Standings
Donald (87)      1st : 25 points             + 5 points 
Glenn(
89)        2nd : 18 points            +5 points
Michael(
91)     3rd : 15 points            + 5 points
Norman(
91)    4th : 12 points             + 5 points
Scott(
113)       5th : 10 points              + 5 points
Overall

Donald             133       
Glenn               82
Michael           68
Duncan            59
Marty              52
Matt                46
Scott                44    
Norman           32
Ank                  1


week 1
week 2
week 3
Week 4
Week 5
Total
Rounds
Average
Hndcp
Donald
23
20
30
30
30
133
5
26.6
12.4
Matt

23
23


46
2
23.00

Duncan
30
14

15

59
3
19.67
12.7
Glenn
12
25
12
10
23
82
5
16.4
21.4
Norman


15

17
32
2
16

Michael
15
10

23
20
68
4
17
16.3
Marty
15
10
10
17

52
4
11.75
27
Scott
8

13
8
15
44
4
11
32.8
Ankur

6


-5
1
1
1.00











PS. Because I am a benevolent dictator and I want to see if anyone reads this far down in the email, I will be awarding 5 points to whoever emails back 1st with  #GazeboIsGreat.

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