It's a week to go, and the Slamma stars are getting restless ... Speaking of which, we should introduce them !....
Here they are.. in no particular order...
Donald ‘The Murseless’ Dagenais - The leading points scorer in the VTGA tour over the winter. Plays better when he gets his hair cut
Michael ‘TruffleDawg’ Holland - The fugliest swing on the TGA Tour, but when he connects club on ball with an accelerating straight club face.. his swing can turn a score card into a SUB-36 nine holes as proven in '16
Duncan ‘Lemur’ Taylor - The best looking player of the bunch, but only in his own mind. Has the swing of a god. an extinct god wrapped in bandages and buried for 2000 years.
Glenn ‘Gazebo’ Eady - leader of the VTGA Tour this winter, which was quite stunning given his lack of organising anything ever before, but we love him, and his tee shots with his putter.
Norman ‘Roofer’ Mackay - Joining us from his new home in the windy city, Roofer has perhaps THE prettiest swing on the TGA tour... until he addresses the ball and tries to hit it, then all hell breaks loose, and local house insurance costs go up.
Richard ‘Grand-Par’ Bosworth - Joining us from the UK, this one time regular on the TGA Tour has been absent for a couple of years, and was last heard swearing repeatedly on the tee at the Road Hole in St Andrews, site of the Slamma before last. Has no clue how to keep in touch with his buddies, but for some reason we keep inviting him back.
Dave ‘Papa Hicks’ Vijh - Has the ideal brain for playing golf. hes tall, cool , calm a collected, and you can tell he's pissed off when one eyebrow is higher up than the other. apart from that you'd never know. unfortunately his brain is quite disconnected from his torso.
Martin 'Grand Banane' Geary - Battling with Truffle for the ugly swing crown, this Slamma virgin is only coming on the trip after EXTENSIVE pressure from his team mates. Little does he know that we only invited him to even out the room costs.
Mark 'Snowflake' Randolph - Thsi man IS "The most interesting man on the TGA Tour" . He doesn't always buy putters, but when he does, he pays $1100 bucks for it.. and then wants another...
Matthew 'Three-way, Miss?' Couture - Our second Slamma vigin, and the only member of the tour who plays with his private member at ROYAL Montreal Golf Club. He's scraping the bottom of the golfing barrel and gracing us with his presence. PRETTY swing, no idea how to square his club face.. such a shame.. hehe....
So there you have it.. 10 reprobates if ever you saw them. Look out for their exploits on the links in Mesquite , Nevada a week from today!
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