Slamma Skeet Repeat - Final day

Thanks to everyone for a great extended weekend in the desert.   Well done Michael for the hotel and golf coordination and thanks to Duncan for the game planning.  Congratulations Glenn for taking the big prize despite nearly being killed by the shankasaurus.  I'm glad you were able to take it because i was pretty freaked out at Wolf Creek...

I wanted to send everyone a couple of details about the final scores and the final round,  so the details are below.  Looking forward to seeing everyone over the next few months,

Norman

Name	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	Total	RoundRank	RoundPoints
Donald	0	2	2	3	1	3	2	3	1	2	3	0	2	1	2	1	3	1	32	1	18
Glenn	1	2	0	2	2	2	2	3	3	1	1	2	2	1	3	1	0	2	30	2	15
Duncan	1	2	3	2	2	0	1	1	2	1	1	1	4	1	2	3	1	1	29	3	12
Michael	2	2	2	0	1	3	2	2	1	1	1	2	2	1	2	2	2	1	29	3	12
Dave	1	3	3	0	2	0	1	3	1	2	1	1	2	1	1	3	1	2	28	5	9
Mark	2	3	0	0	3	2	1	0	0	3	2	0	0	2	2	4	0	2	26	6	8
Richard	2	2	1	2	2	0	1	2	0	3	1	2	2	2	0	2	0	1	25	7	7
Matt	0	2	2	2	2	2	1	2	0	3	2	1	0	2	1	1	0	1	24	8	6
Marty	3	2	0	0	1	1	2	0	2	0	2	1	0	2	3	1	2	0	22	9	5
Norman	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	10	4

Final Score with points by round

Sum of Points	Column Labels
Row Labels	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	Grand Total
Gazebo	2	10	2	12	8	10	5	5	15	69
Murseless	2	8	6	4	5	10	10		20	65
Lemur	4	10	4	5	3	4	8	10	12	60
Roofer	4	9	6	8	3	7	9	10	4	60
Snowflake	2	7	4	2	8	7	14	5	8	57
Papa Hicks	4	3	4	3	5	10	4	10	10	53
Truffle Dawg	2	7	6	7	8	7	3		12	52
3 Way Miss	4	4	2	6	5	4	12	5	6	48
Grande Banane	2	5	2	10	8	4	6		6	43
Grand Par	4	5	2	1	3	7	7	5	7	41
Grand Total	30	68	38	58	56	70	78	50	100	548

Slamma Skeet Repeat -Day 2

Her are the headlines from a very eventful day 2 ....

LEMUR SHANK FLOORS GAZEBO !

Today's start of Day 2 at Wolf Creek is marred by an errant 9 iron from Lemur on the approach to the first green skulling off at 45 degrees towards the creek , over a small hill , and only briefly interrupted on its way to oblivion by the side of Gazebos face . Knocking him to the floor having thought that he'd been in a brief bar fight with Lennox Lewis , he's on the floor hoping that the strike has. It put him out of action ... in true trooper style that only Gazebo can muster , he goes on to par the hole .. and the next , and what can only be attributed to a 'reduction in the voices in there, his head suddenly finds calm waters , and goes on to WIN the morning tombstone competition. His upper cheek now sporting a welt , a positive side effect seems to be his taste bud memory . In a curious twist at lunch , he is then convinced the beer he has is "the best he's ever tasted" , the fish and chips follows suit , and he's now convinced that as his cheek injury is going to help him lose weight ! He's requested the same effect on his other cheek . Sadly, lemur declined the offer .

GRAND PAR STRIKES HOLE IN ONE!

The afternoon scramble hits a high note and Grand Par , sadly the first to be taken to the morgue in the morning tombstone , approaches the Par 3 third hole with two drive attempts at this difficult hole . Taking full advantage of his seniority , electing to play from the forward tees , his first shot is struck into the heart of the green . A good safe ball gladly taken by any team . But wait!!!. Grand Par has his second attempt . Under instruction from Lemur is requested to hit the ball further left . Hitting the same shot , he repeats the same , further left , and over the next 15 seconds listens to Lemur with support from a watching Snowflake shout the ball as it trickles towards the cup . In a moment frozen in time , Grand Par collects the adoration of his buddies as he pockets his SECOND ace on the TGA Tour.

GRANDE BANANE FINDS GAME

in what can only be described as a mind r miracle , GRAND BANANE , fabled lothario off the course , but 'ball flight challenged' on it finds inspiration on his first visit to wolf Creek and rockets up the leaderboard in what nanny are calling a 'Trump-esque' rise in the standings . Though insurmountable odds and without a single golf lesson , he's now 2nd in the leaderboard and trending towards a W at the Slamma . Some of his weaker competitors question his meteoric rise , and have demanded a sample to be tested . His reported response to that ? "Open wide!".

Tge leaderboard now as follows . The relatively benine pastures of Casablanca golf clubs give the golfers some respite , and allow them to keep their walmart purchases a little longer ..