Her are the headlines from a very eventful day 2 ....
LEMUR SHANK FLOORS GAZEBO !
Today's start of Day 2 at Wolf Creek is marred by an errant 9 iron from Lemur on the approach to the first green skulling off at 45 degrees towards the creek , over a small hill , and only briefly interrupted on its way to oblivion by the side of Gazebos face . Knocking him to the floor having thought that he'd been in a brief bar fight with Lennox Lewis , he's on the floor hoping that the strike has. It put him out of action ... in true trooper style that only Gazebo can muster , he goes on to par the hole .. and the next , and what can only be attributed to a 'reduction in the voices in there, his head suddenly finds calm waters , and goes on to WIN the morning tombstone competition. His upper cheek now sporting a welt , a positive side effect seems to be his taste bud memory . In a curious twist at lunch , he is then convinced the beer he has is "the best he's ever tasted" , the fish and chips follows suit , and he's now convinced that as his cheek injury is going to help him lose weight ! He's requested the same effect on his other cheek . Sadly, lemur declined the offer .
GRAND PAR STRIKES HOLE IN ONE!
The afternoon scramble hits a high note and Grand Par , sadly the first to be taken to the morgue in the morning tombstone , approaches the Par 3 third hole with two drive attempts at this difficult hole . Taking full advantage of his seniority , electing to play from the forward tees , his first shot is struck into the heart of the green . A good safe ball gladly taken by any team . But wait!!!. Grand Par has his second attempt . Under instruction from Lemur is requested to hit the ball further left . Hitting the same shot , he repeats the same , further left , and over the next 15 seconds listens to Lemur with support from a watching Snowflake shout the ball as it trickles towards the cup . In a moment frozen in time , Grand Par collects the adoration of his buddies as he pockets his SECOND ace on the TGA Tour.
GRANDE BANANE FINDS GAME
in what can only be described as a mind r miracle , GRAND BANANE , fabled lothario off the course , but 'ball flight challenged' on it finds inspiration on his first visit to wolf Creek and rockets up the leaderboard in what nanny are calling a 'Trump-esque' rise in the standings . Though insurmountable odds and without a single golf lesson , he's now 2nd in the leaderboard and trending towards a W at the Slamma . Some of his weaker competitors question his meteoric rise , and have demanded a sample to be tested . His reported response to that ? "Open wide!".
Tge leaderboard now as follows . The relatively benine pastures of Casablanca golf clubs give the golfers some respite , and allow them to keep their walmart purchases a little longer ..
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