Lemur (dials Papa Hicks)
Mrs Hicks: Hello?
Lemur: Hi Cheryl its Duncan!
Mrs Hicks: Hi Duncan!
Lemur: Has [Papa Hicks] left for the course yet?
Mrs Hicks WHAT COURSE ????!!!!!
Evidently Papa Hicks was counting on the Mrs leaving the house at 8am leaving Papa free to head to the course for an all day "Business Meeting". Unfortunatly she left late, and Lemur sank him right into the dog house... ah well.. such is life..
Papa, Lemur, Alice and Dagenator head to Atlantide for a late Autunm 36 hole spectacular day. Alice and Lemur committed to 36 holes, with Dag and Papa on a 'maybe'. Lemur starts the round with his phone attached to his ear, and scores Trple , Double, Double. Phones and golf don't mix.
The chaps have an excellent round in the morning, and Lemur and Alice only have to mention the afternoon round and Papa and Dag are in. Don Quichotte is the course of the the afternoon, and the birdies start to rack up nicely.
The quote of the afternoon comes on the 6th hole island green, where Dagenator finds the claws os sea-crustacians on the edge of the green, and enthusiastically declares....
"My Minge has CRABS!!". Nothing that a few pills, a shave and some ointment wouldn't put right mr Dagenator.. Must have brought a dose back from Oz!
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