October 10th - Le Versant

Crack, Alice, Lemur and Papa Hicks head into the TGA Tour Fall Series with unwavering enthusiasm! Lemur and papa Hicks decide to take the long route, getting lost in deepest East Laval and extending their journey time by about 20 minutes eating into valuable practice time. Its shows on the course.. Alice and Crack take an early lead, and before Lemur has time to say "Can we change teams please" , he and Papa Hicks are 6 holes down !. Papa Hicks is wishing Lemur had brought his game as well as his clubs, and Crack is thanking his lucky stars that Alice 'That's not right' logo is doing exactly that.. the ball isn't going right at all!.. dead straight.. long.. and Alice finds himself in an unusual place.. playing from the left hand side of a fairway!. Lemur continues his shocking performance, including taking a well played 5 on the short par 13th, after a blistering drive, he shanks his sand wedge into the trees. only thanks to the pocket chainsaw he brought along does the ball find its way out, then a chip and his first putt of the day from outside 3 feet going in saved bogey. The rest of the TGA stars are hoping Alice buys a new putter over the winter. He's too good with this old one. with only 13 putts on the front, his back 9 looked to be more challenging with an early 3-putt, but no!.. a series of one-putts on the back sees him matching the front 9, culminating in a ridiculous 20 foot putt breaking right downhill on the 18th green has Papa Hicks reaching for the barf bag, Crack reaching for his gun, and Lemur reaching for his wallet.. his only redemption being a brace of birdies when the match had long since been lost (not a team player!)

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