So its a virgin round of golf at Quatre Domaines for Lemur, Murray (yet to be named.. hehe), and Gazebo (even though Stiffy and Alice are convinced he's played there before... perhaps one of the very few rounds that Gazebo would rather forget). Hosting the virgins in the first group is Alice, who is anything bit a virgin on this course (need I say more?). Group two contains Dagenator, Grand Par (back from a trip to the wilderness, of the maritimes, via Connecticut. The word is he took a wrong turn after the Champlain bridge and noticed his error 5 hours later), Domino (name about to be changed... hehe and Stiffy. Its a game of middle two scores count, with the usual birdies for a toonie, putts for a loonie amongst a few of the competitors. Alice and Lemur are hoping that Dagenator does well today as we're worried that were extracting too much quam from him these days.... ok.. I'm full of it.. no we're not.. keep it coming Dag !.
Fun to be had all around the course. 3 players 4 putt the par 4 Group 1 becomes group 2 when Gazebo and lemur put in some custom bacon orders at the turn, much to the disgust of Alice who would be half way through the back 9 by now if it wasn't for these slow b@$t@rd$. Gazebo and lemur chuckle in the bar watching Alice get all upset.. hehe.
At this point Crack shows his disdain to all his fellow competitors by dropping the gaseous contents of his guts on the 10th tee. He really ought to get that checked out.. its not normal! Most players then screw up the 10th hole. not a completely unrelated incident... However.. Murray did not, and also excelled on the par three shortly thereafter when the smell of a local farm was wafting over the course. Do I feel there is a possible name related to his elevated skill level when there is a smell of poop in the air??. Absolutely !. Nominations appreciated, or I'll just make an arbitrary decision.
The players get together at the 17th tee due to slow play. Domino shows off his skill, by aiming to the trees on the right, and plopping it in the water on the left. Crack and Stiffy collaborate and conclude that his name be be changed to a more severe one than Domino, and so ...
GRAND BANANE ... is born.
Loonies and toonies exchange hands for the next ten minutes over beer, and Lemur has no clue if he's still owed money or not.. so decides that Crack probably owes him something, and is happy with that... on to day 2 !!
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