August 23rd - Victorien

Lemur to Alice "6.15am at Wallmart?"
Alice to Lemur "See you at 6.14"
Crack to Both "See you at the course"

Crack at the course "I need to hit a few balls before we play". (after 1st hole tee shot)

Crack... see above!>..

Dagenator on the other hand needs to such practice.. he's such a natural!..

Just the 4 up at Victorien, and some healthy discussion on the first tee. Dagenator shows a little too much confidence on the first tee, and alice immediately sees a problem, and pulls out of the birdie and putt challenge. Lemur follows suit, not because of the same detection, but is still waiting for his lunch to be bought by Dag from a few days before hand, and feared if he owed Lemur any more cash, it may be affecting his credit scoring. Lemur suggests the white tees, leading to a full discussion that Lemur may not have enough testosterone to compete, but the butch boys fall in line, and its off the whites this time around.

Alice's poker-like insight proves its worth, with Dagenator scoring 2 birdies in the round. Alice does well on the front nine, and falters on the back. Lemur is back to his old tricks, only waking up on the 10th tee. Crack is having none of these shinanegans, and finds his driver is cooperating this morning, sending drive after drive down the middle of the fairway..well.. mostly. Lemur sends his wedge off the shaft into the trees on 11.. Alice finds the trees on 15 after thinking that a cut would make it around the dogleg. The only cut out there for Alice is the required cutting of the forest for the line of his shot. Crack yet again proves that his lower intestine should be considered for an entry in Canada's Got Talent, as long as the event is held in an outdoor location, the judges should survive.

Dag and Lemur clean up in the team competition, despite Lemurs aweful putting, on aweful greens. Looks like our last visit to the Mirabel course this year. Hope to find true greens and grass on the tee boxes next week !>..