August 16th - Riviere Rouge "Virgin Classic" day 2

Day two sees Lemur and Papa Hicks host Stiffy and Alice at the small but cute track west of Vaudreuil. Alice and Stiffy are walking to the driving range, and unfortunately Lemur just missed them as his car zooms towards the car park. The NO DRIVER rule on the driving range gets ignored completely as the tough competitors rattle the fence with their drives (the side fence.. the 200 yard back fence is way out of reach).

On to the course.. and its a skins game of Virgins against .. errr.. non Virgins. Alice takes early command, with 3 pars in 3 holes, then.. oops.. Lemur gets just short of the green in 2 on the same par 5, then takes three more shots to get up to the hole... 2 holes later.. then a rather large oops for lemur, a save by PH, but the virgins take the front 9 by one hole. On to the back and the same fun is had, leading to the 18th hole, with two good drives by Alice and Lemur. Alice dumps his second shot into the hazard, lemur safely onto the green. Alice gets a stiffy with his 4th shot two feet from the hole.. and.. again.. Lemur takes three shots to get to the hole from the bottom of the green.. The virgins break theur cherries.. and collect a few bucks in the process. (am sure there's a word for that).

An excellent weekend, and Virginities are no more.. well.. you know what I mean.

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